Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
