it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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