Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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