the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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