Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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