DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You had me at "let me see your balls"
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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