Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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