Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
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