i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Randomize
