Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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