she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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