so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
My balls are so social today.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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