it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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