you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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