Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize
