Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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