Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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