all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I would ride that face into the sunset
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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