Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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