their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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