Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize