My nipple is on Facebook.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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