I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Randomize
