All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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