look no pants
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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