Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he thought i was a dude.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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