the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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