she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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