This girl is more easily done than said...
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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