sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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