what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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