So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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