I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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