On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
it's like iHOP with fire
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
its liver damage thursday
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