All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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