i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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