How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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