Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
