Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Just high enough for therapy.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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