Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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