Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
