i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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