youre lurking in front of me
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
jump out the window naked night went bad
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
