its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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