I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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