Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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