found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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