my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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