What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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