Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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