Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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